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MAIN CHARACTER SIDES
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PLEASE PRINT AND HAVE A PERSONAL COPY AVAILABLE IF YOU ARE AUDITIONING FOR A MAIN CHARACTER FELIX That’s right, you guys just plugged in! Well, back when the arcade first opened, Turbotime was by far the most popular game and Turbo, well, he loved the attention. So when Road Blasters got plugged in and stole Turbo’s thunder, boy, was he jealous. So jealous, that he abandoned his game and tried to take over the new one. Turbo ended up putting both games and himself out of order...for good. FELIX & RALPH FELIX Oh right, I’ll go talk to him. Carry on everyone! Ralph, can I help you? RALPH Hey Felix, just wanted to check on ya. I saw a big explosion or something over the building there. FELIX Oh, those were just fireworks. RALPH Fireworks, phew okay. Is it somebody’s birthday, or… FELIX Well, more of an anniversary, the 30th anniversary of our game actually. RALPH What? Is that today? FELIX I know! RALPH Uh, I’m such a dummy with dates. Anyway, uh, congratulations! FELIX Thank you Ralph! And to you too! awkward pause
FELIX & CALHOUN
FELIX
I’m Fix It Felix, Jr. ma’am from Fix it Felix, Jr. Jiminy-jaminy, look at that high definition, your face, it’s amazing. CALHOUN Flattery don’t charge these batteries civilian. Now, state your business. FELIX Oh, I’m looking for my colleague, Wreck it Ralph. CALHOUN Never heard of him. FELIX Well, Q*Bert saw him come in here. CALHOUN Impossible, nothing gets past me. GENE & RALPH GENE Hang on, Felix needs to be on the roof because he’s about to get his medal. RALPH Well, how about we just take that medal and give it to Ralph for once. Would that be the end of the world, Gene? GENE Now you’re just being ridiculous. Only good guys win medals. And you, sir, are not a good guy. RALPH I could be a good guy if I wanted to and I could win a medal. GENE Uh-huh and when you do, come and talk to us. RALPH And then, would you finally let me be on top of the cake with you guys? GENE If you won a medal, we’d let you live up here in the penthouse. But it will never happen, because you’re just the bad guy who wrecks the building. RALPH No, I’m not. GENE Yes, you are. GENERAL HOLOGRAM History will long rever your courage and sacrifice. You are the universe’s greatest hero. The living embodiment of all this core represents: bravery, integrity, grace under pressure, and above all, dignity.
RALPH
My name is Ralph, and I’m a bad guy. Uh, nine feet tall, six hundred and forty three pounds. Got a little bit of a temper on me. My passion bumbles a very near the surface I guess, I’m not gonna lie. Anywho, what else? Uh, I’m a wrecker, I wreck things, professionally. I mean I’m very good at what I do, probably the best I know. The thing is, fixing is the name of the game. Literally, Fix It Felix, Jr. So naturally the guy with the name Fix It Felix is the good guy and he’s nice enough as far as good guys go. He definitely fixes stuff. But ah, if you’ve got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be? SERGEANT CALHOUN Okay, now listen up, ‘cuz I’m only gonna say this once. Fear is a four letter word ladies. You wanna go pee pee in your big boy slacks, keep it to yourself. It’s make your momma proud time. We are humanity’s last hope. Our mission, destroy all side bugs. You ready rookie? Let’s find out. SURGE & RALPH SURGE Step aside sir, random security check. RALPH Random my behind, you always stop me. SURGE I’m just a surge protector doing my job. Name? RALPH Wreck it Ralph. SURGE And where are you comin’ from? RALPH Ah, Pacman. SURGE You bring any fruit with ya? RALPH No, no, no fruit! SURGE Okay then where are you headed? RALPH Fix it Felix Jr. SURGE Anything to declare. RALPH I hate you. SURGE I get that a lot.
TAFFYTA & VANELLOPE
VANELLOPE
Hello, fellow racers! Candlehead, Taffyta, Snowanna, you’re looking well. Came by to check out the competition, huh? Well here it is, the lickidy-split...built it myself. Check her out. TAFFYTA Oh Vanellope, it’s so...you! But you, have to back out of the race. Yeah. VANELLOPE Oh no, I don’t. Cuz I paid my fee and I’m on the board so yeah, I’m definitely racing. TAFFYTA Yeah, well...King Candy said glitches definitely can’t race. VANELLOPE I’m not a glitch, Taffyta. Just got pixelexia, okay? TAFFYTA The rules are there for a reason, Vanellope. To protect us! Say I’m you...I’m in my weird little car and I’m driving and I actually feel kind of cool for once, and then off of the sudden, oh no. a -G-Gll-glitching. VANELLOPE Hey! TAFFYTA See, you’re an accident just waiting to happen.
VANELLOPE & RALPH
RALPH
So let me get this straight. You don’t know how to drive. VANELLOPE Well, no, not technically. But I just thought that… RALPH What did you think? Oh, I’ll just magically win the race just ‘cuz I really want to. VANELLOPE Listen up wise guy, I know I’m a racer, I can feel it in my code. RALPH That’s it! I’m never gonna get my medal back. VANELLOPE What is the big whoop about that crummy medal anyway? RALPH The big whoop. Well, this may come as a shock to you, but in my game, I’m a bad guy. And I live in the garbage. VANELLOPE Cool! RALPH No, not cool. Unhygienic and lonely! And boring and that crumby medal was gonna change all that. I go home with that baby around my neck and I’ll get a penthouse, pies, ice sculptures, fireworks. Ugh, it’s grown up stuff, you wouldn’t understand. VANELLOPE No, I get it! That’s exactly what racing would do for me! RALPH Well, guess what? VANELLOPE What? RALPH News flash! Neither one of us is getting what we want
VANELLOPE & RALPH
VANELLOPE
You gotta watch out for the splash, that stuff is broiling hot. RALPH Yeah, got that, thank you. What is this dump? VANELLOPE I think it’s some sort of unfinished bonus level. Yeah, it’s pretty cool, huh? I found that secret opening, and now I live here. See oh look, welcome to my home! I sleep in these candy wrappers, I bundle myself up! RALPH By yourself? With all this garbage around ya? VANELLOPE Well, yeah. I mean everyone here says I’m just a mistake and that I wasn’t even supposed to exist. What do you expect? RALPH Listen kid, I know it’s none of my business. By why do you even stick around this game? VANELLOPE You really don’t know anything, do ya? Glitches can’t leave their games. It’s one of the joys of being me. Ralph starts to wreck/build. Hey what are you doing? Come on? I know it’s a dump, but it’s all I got! RALPH If you’re gonna be a racer, you have to learn to drive. You can’t do that without a track. ZANGIEF I relate to you Ralph. When I hit rock bottom, I was crushing man’s skull like sparrow egg between my thighs and I think, why do you have to be so bad Zangief, why can’t you be more like good guy? Then I have a moment of clarity...if Zangief is good guy, who will crush man’s skull like sparrow egg between thighs. And I say Zangief, you’re a bad guy, but this does not mean you’re a bad guy...
