Muppets Right Now: Self-Care, Cooking, and Interviews with The Muppets, Exercises of Swedish

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The Muppets Right Now by Emily Dufresne

Cast:

Carmella - Madison Gonzo - Chaya Miss Piggy- Shannon Uncle Deadly- David Janis - Temeka Scooter- Marsche Fozzie Bear- Emily Swedish Chef- Wade Kermit - Chris Animal- Robbie Statler- Sasha Waldorff- Josh C. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew- Patty Beeker- Ryan

Skit 1:

Lifestyle with Miss

Piggy

Carmella- Madison Gonzo - Chaya Miss Piggy- Shannon Uncle Deadly- David Janis - Temeka

Carmella:

Bahk, bahk, bahk.

Miss Piggy:

It’s Lifestyle, not Life- sty, banana beak. Hellooo everyone. Today we are going to talk about self-care.

Janis:

That’s right girl- we need to like take care of ourselves.

Janis:

Well, I take a bath in mother nature, by jumping into a mud puddle. How about you Piggy?

Miss Piggy:

Not every pig likes MUD.

Miss Piggy:

My skin is as moist as milk. High-ya! (Knocks Uncle Deadly out).

Janis:

Piggy, don’t get so angry- it’s not good for your vibe.

Scene Note

(She rubs some on and then bees start coming- Piggy runs off screaming)

Uncle Deadly:

Bee stings are definitely not good for your complexion.

Gonzo:

You said it Carmella, sometimes mud is better than honey.

Skit 2:

Okey Dokey Kookin

Scooter- Marsche Fozzie Bear- Emily Swedish Chef- Wade