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Urinetown Lines - Bobby Strong
Penny: "You hear the news? They carted Old So-and-So off to Urinetown the
other day." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Is that so? What he do?"
Penny: "Oh, such-and-such, I hear." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Well,
what do you know. Old So-and-So."
Hope: "Excuse me, sir, but can you tell me the way to the private company
that controls these public bathrooms?" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "You
mean Urine Good Company?"
Lockstock: "You'll meet the guy who runs Urine Good Company later. That
there's his daughter." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "It's quite a ways
from here, ma'am. This here's the bad part of town."
Hope: "So it is." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "But if you squint, you can
just make out their headquarters rising above the skyline."
Hope: "The gleaming tower on the hill?" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby:
"That's the one."
Hope: "Gosh, it's beautiful." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "You most
certainly are."
Hope: "Pardon?" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "It most certainly is."
Hope: "Oh dear, I'm late already. Thanks ever so much for the directions and
such. Bye!" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Anytime."
Tiny Tom: "No shorter than yesterday. Unless I've grown." - CORRECT
ANSWER >>>Bobby: "He's my pa, Ms. Pennywise. Can't he come in for free?
Just this once?"
Penny (after a brief monologue): "...And every morning some of you got
reasons why ya ain't gonna pay. And I'm here to tell ya, ya is gonna pay!" -
CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "But Ms. Penny-"
Penny (SINGING): "...IF YOU'VE BEEN REGULAR WITH ME, IF YOU HAVE PAID
THE PROPER FEE, FOR THE PRIVILEGE TO PEE." - CORRECT ANSWER
>>>Bobby: "But Ms. Pennywise-"
Penny (SINGING): "...SO YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT, THEN, FROM LOWLY ME." -
CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "But, Ms. Pennywise-"
Penny & The Poor (SINGING): "WAH!" (Pa goes to pee) - CORRECT ANSWER
>>>Bobby: "Pa! Pa, what are ya doin'?! Have ya lost your mind?!"
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Urinetown Lines - Bobby Strong Penny: "You hear the news? They carted Old So-and-So off to Urinetown the other day." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Is that so? What he do?" Penny: "Oh, such-and-such, I hear." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Well, what do you know. Old So-and-So." Hope: "Excuse me, sir, but can you tell me the way to the private company that controls these public bathrooms?" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "You mean Urine Good Company?" Lockstock: "You'll meet the guy who runs Urine Good Company later. That there's his daughter." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "It's quite a ways from here, ma'am. This here's the bad part of town." Hope: "So it is." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "But if you squint, you can just make out their headquarters rising above the skyline." Hope: "The gleaming tower on the hill?" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "That's the one." Hope: "Gosh, it's beautiful." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "You most certainly are." Hope: "Pardon?" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "It most certainly is." Hope: "Oh dear, I'm late already. Thanks ever so much for the directions and such. Bye!" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Anytime." Tiny Tom: "No shorter than yesterday. Unless I've grown." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "He's my pa, Ms. Pennywise. Can't he come in for free? Just this once?" Penny (after a brief monologue): "...And every morning some of you got reasons why ya ain't gonna pay. And I'm here to tell ya, ya is gonna pay!" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "But Ms. Penny-" Penny (SINGING): "...IF YOU'VE BEEN REGULAR WITH ME, IF YOU HAVE PAID THE PROPER FEE, FOR THE PRIVILEGE TO PEE." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "But Ms. Pennywise-" Penny (SINGING): "...SO YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT, THEN, FROM LOWLY ME." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "But, Ms. Pennywise-" Penny & The Poor (SINGING): "WAH!" (Pa goes to pee) - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Pa! Pa, what are ya doin'?! Have ya lost your mind?!"

Old Man Strong: "What if it is? I feel better now, and that's all I cares about."

  • CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Oh, Pa." Old Man Strong: "Bobby!" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Pa!" Old Man Strong: "Don't forget me, Bobby!" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "I won't, Pa!" Old Man Strong: "And tell yer mother... tell yer mother that I love her!" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "I will, Pa! I will!" Lockstock (SINGING): "REMEMBER HOW HE MADE A MOCKERY. HE SHUNNED THE CROCKERY. OFF TO THE DOCKERY! DON'T BE LIKE HIM." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "'What became of him'? What do you mean by that?" Soupy Sue: "We'll all pay, Bobby Strong! Always and forever, just so long as you keep lettin' us pay!" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Oh, Pa! What's to become of you?" Hope: "Even criminals." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Even policemen?" Lockstock: "Out a bit late, don't you think?" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Out late taking care of another late-night rush is all. There's talk of more fee hikes, people are getting edgy." Lockstock: "Are they? Well, I'm glad to hear you were otherwise engaged. Wouldn't want to put you under suspicion for taking a late-night-behind-the- bushes—" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "I don't need to do that anymore, Officers. Not while I work for Penny, I don't." Barrel: "But you still need to keep your head out of the clouds now, don't you?" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "What do you mean by that?" Lockstock: "What he means is, you're a good boy, Bobby Strong. See that you don't end up like your father." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "And how did my father end up?" Hope: "You were rather brave with them." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "I don't care for policemen. Not those two, anyway." Hope: "Policemen protect the peace." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Do They?" Hope: "Usually." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby (after pause): "Didn't I see you down by the amenity this morning?"

Hope: "You have to listen carefully. Here, let me try. (puts ear on chest)" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Do you-" Hope: "Sshh! (...) You see there? Even your heart knows you should follow your heart." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "'Peace and joy.' 'Plenty of water.' I guess I do want those things." Hope: "There's something else your heart was saying. Maybe something I shouldn't have heard." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "There was?" Hope: "I think so. It was barely audible, but I definitely heard something." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Well? What was it?" Hope: "'Someone is waiting there'? Why, my heart was saying those exact words just the other day." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Boby: "It was?" Hope: "Sure it was. 'Squalor and noise,' 'hopes and joys.' It was telling me about all those things." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "I didn't know two hearts could speak as one." Hope: "Well, good night..." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Bobby. Bobby Strong." Hope: "Good night, Bobby Strong. (kiss)" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "And good night..." Hope: "Hope." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Good night, Hope. I won't forget what you said, about the clouds and my heart." Hope: "Wait a minute, when can I see you again?" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "In this darkness I'm afraid you can't see me at all. But a bright, shining world is waiting to start, I can feel it. Come to Amenity Number Nine tomorrow. I'll show it to you." Pennywise: "And it'll be off to Urinetown for me if I don't. Now get in line and have your money ready-the new fee-hike money, that is!" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Ms. Pennywise!" Pennywise: "Bobby Strong! Where the hell have you been?!" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Sorry I'm late, Ms. Pennywise. I was up all night thinking, is all." Pennywise: "Up all night thinking, is it?! You work here now, Bobby, you don't need to go in the bushes anymore." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "I wasn't-"

Pennywise: "Like father, like son, that's what I say. Now let's get to work." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "But it was about my father that I was thinking, Ms. Pennywise. About what happened to him yesterday. About what's happening to all of us." Pennywise: "He broke the law yesterday, Bobby, and that's the end of it." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "But what if the law is wrong?" Pennywise: "What did you say?" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "I said, what if the law is wrong, Ms. Pennywise?! What if all this is wrong?!" Pennywise: "Wrong?! You've got a sweet-lookin' head, Bobby, a sweet-lookin' head! But you keep it up there in the clouds day after day after day, and it's gotta come down from there. You hear me?! Get that head out of the clouds, Bobby Strong! You get it out of the clouds!" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby (Singing): "Off in the distance there's a beautiful horizon..." Josephine (after a portion of Look at the Sky and a Pennywise line): "I am!" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Ma!" Pennywise: "We'll take your fee, now, Mrs. Strong. The improved fee, that is."

  • CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby (SINGING): "Daily we make them pay their nickels, dimes, and quarters..." Josephine (after another portion of Look at the Sky): "Here's all I have Bobby. Is it enough?" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "You hold on to that money, Ma." Pennywise: "The fee is the law, Bobby Strong. She'll abide by it or she'll join her husband." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "And what if there was a new law in town, Ms. Pennywise? A new law that didn't come from any voting process or elected body or process of judicial review, but a brand-new-law that came from an organ. That's right, a muscular, blood-pumping organ. Like this one. Right here." Pennywise: "A muscular organ?" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Can't you see it, Ms. Pennywise? Well, if this one's too small for you, why not try this one on for size?!" Pennywise: "It's...it's blinding me!" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby (SINGING): "LOOK AT THE SKY..." Pennywise (after a portion of Look at the Sky): "Don't do this, Bobby. You'll regret it." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "I don't think so. C'mon, Ma. This one's on the house. For everyone! Forever!"

Cladwell (after a portion of Act 1 Finale; singing): "What of tomorrow, Mister Strong?" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "But what of today?!" Cladwell: "Officer Lockstock! Prepare your... man." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Everybody into the amenity! We'll be...relatively safer in there!" Hope: "Oh, Bobby, why didn't you tell me you were going to start a revolution?" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Maybe for the same reason you didn't tell me you were a Cladwell." Hope: "I'm the same girl I was last night." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "The girl last night would have joined us by now, Hope." Hope: "I can't fight against my father, Bobby." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "And I can't not fight against him. So you can join us or you can stand aside." Hope: "Stand aside?" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "You heard me." Cladwell (after a portion of Act 1 Finale): "Now release the girl. It's time you faced your punishment like a man." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Release? No one's holding-" HOPE: "So what'll it be, Bobby?" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Looks like we're in a real tight spot, doesn't it?" Hope: "Your fellow revolutionaries seem to think so." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "I suppose we should leave." OLD MAN STRONG: "...Oh God, what have I done?! Remember me!!! (disappears)." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Not without you, they won't. Which is why you're coming with us." Hope: "Coming with you? I told you, Bobby, I won't fight against my father." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "And I told you I won't not fight against him." Cladwell and Co (after a portion of Act 1 Finale; singing): "You're wrong, Mister Strong! You're wrong!" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Keep your men back, Cladwell! We've got your daughter and we're not letting her go!" JOSEPHINE: "In the name of the sky, you're coming with us!" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "We're walking. out of here, Mister Claswell, and you're going to let us! That is, if you care about your daughter." Pennywise: "Let the girl go, Bobby, she's done nothing wrong!" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Don't let go of the girl. And follow me!"

Pennywise: "Help her!" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Now run, everybody! Run for your lives! RUN!!" Josephine: "That was a close one, Bobby. I thought Barrel saw us there for sure." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "We'll have to keep on our toes, Ma. At least until we've distributed the rest of these memos to the other assistant custodians around the city." Josephine: "Do you think they'll join us?" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Hard to say. They're scared like we used to be scared, but if it's true what they say about everyone having a heart, they'll have to join us. (What is Urinetown? begins)" Josephine (after a portion of What is Urinetown?): "Your heart is like a stallion?" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "I'll explain along the way, Ma. C'mon, let's go." LITTLE BECKY TWO-SHOES: "Kill her!" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Enough!" Little Sally: "Bobby Strong." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "No one's going to be killing anyone around here." Soupy Sue: "But we're so afraid, Bobby. Killing her might make us feel powerful for a moment." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Friends, I know you're afraid. But this has got to be about more than just revenge and the vicarious thrill of stronging someone up who can't defend herself." Little Sally: "I think he's just in love with her, that's what I think." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Maybe I am." The Poor: "Whaa-?!" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "And maybe I made a promise up there. A promise that from this day forward, no man would be denied his essential humanity due to the condition of his pocketbook. That no man in need would be ignored by another with the means to help him. Here and now, from this day forward, because of you, and you, and you, we will look into the faces of our fellow men and see not only a brother, but a sister as well." Little Becky Two-Shoes: "All I remember him saying was 'Run! Run for your lives! RUN!!'" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Well, that was in the heat of battle. And in the heat - the actual hotness of battle- the cry of freedom sounds like (Run, Freedom, Run begins)."

Hope: "Hello, Bobby." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Hello, Hope." Hope: "So this is the bright, new day you were telling me about." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "I dont blame you for being angry with me, Hope. But your father gave us no choice." Hope: "They may not have taught me much at the Most Expensive University in the World, but they taught me this much: kidnapping people is wrong." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Really? They taught you that there?" Hope: "I thought we had something special together, Bobby." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "We do have something special together, Hope. But until freedom rules the people of this land instead of fear, love has about as much chance as a baby bunny drowning in a vat of boiling water." Hope: "Maybe less." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "I didn't mean to drag you into all this, Hope." Hope: "And I didn't mean to... Oh, I guess I don't know what I meant to do."

  • CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Look to your heart, Hope. I think the answer to what you want is waiting for you, deep down, somewhere among the tissues." Cladwell: "You've caused a lot of excitement over the past few days, Mister Strong. Gotten a lot of people riled up." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "This is just the beginning, Mister Cladwell. The people have only just begun to fight." Cladwell: "Keeping my daughter confined against her will - is that how the people fight?" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "They fight by any means necessary." Mrs. Millenium: "The streets are still ours, Mister Strong. Your people are just holed up in some underground sewer." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "They'll be up." Cladwell: "But the truth is, I'm no more evil than you or Ms. Pennywise or any of those poor people you insist on trying to lead. I'm only a simple man trying to cling to tomorrow. Every day. By any means necessary." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "And what happens when the drought is over?" Cladwell: "Over? Well, we can always hope, I suppose. But until then our regimen of controlling consumption through the regulating mechanism of cash must continue." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Ah yes, the regulating mechanism of cash."

Cladwell: "Bobby, I want you to have this cash. And I want you to tell the people that the powers that be grant full amnesty to those involved in this week's criminal activities as long as they're willing to return to the improved fee schedule as authorized by the Legislature. Don't let it happen again, and have a good time in Rio." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "So many tomorrows." Cladwell: "Yes." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "But I'm afraid my conscience will cost you more than a pile of cash, Mister Cladwell." Cladwell: "Free access is impossible." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Then that's what I'll tell the people." CLADWELL: "I closed my heart to love once, I can do it again! To Urinetown with him, then! With all haste, Officer Lockstock! With all haste!" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "You lied to us Cladwell! CLADWELL!" Fipp (after a portion of Why Did I Listen to that Man?; singing): "Toilet maven made me cave in. I'm a schnook! Why did I listen to that crook?" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "You lied to. us, Cladwell! You told us one thing, then you did another! That's what you did, Cladwell! That's what you did!" Lockstock: "Come on then, young Bobby. You can't keep screaming all the way down to Urinetown." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "But Hope, she's still with the others. What happens to me happens to her." Barrel: "Rather later than sooner, I'd say." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "But not to Hope! Oh, please, not to Hope!" Hope (after a portion of Why Did I Listen to that Man?; singing): "Was it for show? Was I his toy? Why did I listen to that boy?" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "So what's it like, this Urinetown that I've heard so much about?" Barrel: "Perhaps better for us to 'show' you." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "What's this? Where are we?" Lockstock: "The door is in front of you. Step through and Urinetown awaits." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Door? More like...a railing. And pigeons. A rooftop?" Lockstock: "A decisive drop." - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "I guess I still don't understand." ALL: "URINETOWN!" - CORRECT ANSWER >>>Bobby: "Look, there's Public Amenity Number Forty-seven! And the Legislature! And...and my boyhood