Humorous NFL Wonderlic Test: Cognitive Skills & Football Culture, Exams of Biology

A humorous take on the wonderlic cognitive ability test, tailored for nfl players. It includes 30 multiple-choice questions covering topics ranging from football rules and strategy to pop culture and current events, all with a satirical twist. The test questions are designed to assess cognitive abilities in a lighthearted manner, poking fun at stereotypes and controversies surrounding professional football. This document offers a unique perspective on the intersection of sports, intelligence, and entertainment, providing a humorous commentary on the nfl culture. It is useful for understanding the lighter side of professional sports and the perceptions surrounding athletes' intelligence. A playful critique of the wonderlic test and its relevance to the real-world challenges faced by nfl players.

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Wonderlic Cognitive Ability Test
expert questions | Graded A+
Passed
National Football League Version
30 Questions 12 Minutes
I . You are accused of rape in a
Georgia club. You should
respond by;
A. Ordering a round of shots for the
cops.
B. Giving a press conference with a
really bad mullet. C. Claim to be
a changed person.
D. All of the above.
2. A quarterback standing on the 50
yard line throws a pass that is
caught on the goal line. How far did
he throw the ball? A. All the way.
B. Far enough. C.
To the goal line.
D. Not enough information is given.
3. The defense has stuffed both the
A gaps and the B gaps. In this
situation, the running back should;
A. Run up the middle. B. Call time
out. C. Refuse the hand off.
D. Grab an ice cold Colt 45.
4. A players mother would like to
help the team. Moms are best
suited for; A. Making soup for the
team.
B. Nursing injured players.
C. Keeping players on the bench
out of trouble.
D. Sitting shirtless in the stands in
December.
5. Imagine you are the "star"
receiver for the Bengals and your
team hasn't won a playoff game
in over 20 years. You should; A.
Take responsibility. B. Blame the
coach.
C. Blame management.
D. B lam e t h e coach
and management.
6. The Green Bay Packers are so
named because their early
players were mainly; A. Meat
packers.
B. Fudge packers.
C. Cub Scouters.
D. Wolves.
7. Approximately how many TV
commercials feature Peyton
Manning?
B. 1000
c. 100,000
D. All of them.
8. You have been arrested for
shooting yourself in the leg at
a New York club. Your best
defense is;
A. Claim the leg was threatening you.
B. Claim you were high/drunk.
C. Claim it was not your gun or your
leg.
D. Claim you didn't know the gun was
in your pocket, you thought it was
your "manhood" you were playing
with.
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Wonderlic Cognitive Ability Test expert questions | Graded A+ Passed National Football League Version 30 Questions 12 Minutes

I. You are accused of rape in a

Georgia club. You should

respond by;

A. Ordering a round of shots for the

cops.

B. Giving a press conference with a

really bad mullet. C. Claim to be a changed person. D. All of the above.

  1. A quarterback standing on the 50 yard line throws a pass that is caught on the goal line. How far did he throw the ball? A. All the way. B. Far enough. C. To the goal line. D. Not enough information is given.
  2. The defense has stuffed both the A gaps and the B gaps. In this situation, the running back should; A. Run up the middle. B. Call time out. C. Refuse the hand off. D. Grab an ice cold Colt 45.
  3. A players mother would like to help the team. Moms are best suited for; A. Making soup for the team.

B. Nursing injured players.

C. Keeping players on the bench

out of trouble.

D. Sitting shirtless in the stands in

December.

5. Imagine you are the "star"

receiver for the Bengals and your

team hasn't won a playoff game

in over 20 years. You should; A.

Take responsibility. B. Blame the

coach.

C. Blame management.

D. B lam e t h e coach

and management.

6. The Green Bay Packers are so

named because their early

players were mainly; A. Meat

packers.

B. Fudge packers.

C. Cub Scouters.

D. Wolves.

  1. Approximately how many TV commercials feature Peyton Manning? B. 1000 c. 100, D. All of them.

8. You have been arrested for

shooting yourself in the leg at

a New York club. Your best

defense is;

A. Claim the leg was threatening you. B. Claim you were high/drunk.

C. Claim it was not your gun or your

leg.

D.Claim you didn't know the gun was

in your pocket, you thought it was your "manhood" you were playing with.

  1. A player scoring a touchdown should; A. Expose himself.

B. Make an obscene gesture.

C. Start doing "the worm"

D. Leap into the stands in the

end zone.

10. Your wife/girlfriend is not

showing you proper 'respect',

which of the following will get

her thinking straight;

B. The back side of the hand. C. Rubber hose. D. All of the above. @ 2011 GWT

  1. Which of the following in NOT a player in the NFL?

A. Lincoln Kennedy

B. Alge Crumpler

C. Antwaan Randel-EI

D. Tiffani-Amber Thiessen

12. You are a player for the

Cleveland Browns. When does

your season end? A. August. B.

October. C. When you're traded.

D. During the draft.

13. Female sideline reporters are

best described as; A. Worthless.

B. Pretty, but over dressed. C.

Kissed by Joe Namath.

D. Sleeping with the producer.

  1. Which of the following are NOT lookalikes;

A. Joe Montana - Barry Manilow

B. Tom Brady - Justin Bieber C.

Mike Tomlin - Omar Epps

D. Rex Ryan - Jabba the Hutt

15. The reason why NFL teams

have cheerleading squads is

because;

A. Absolutely no idea.

B. To provide material for video

segues during games.

C. Create a distraction for the

opposing team.

D. It's a jobs program for the cute and

perky.

16. The "cover 2" is best

described as;

A. The safeties have deep coverage responsibility, while the corners play man coverage. B. Part of a cheerleader's uniform.

C. An unusually large poncho.

D. Twice as good as cover 1.

  1. You are invited to a dog fight.

You should;

A. Politely decline.

B. Accept, but only to see what it's all

about.

C. Accept, but only if you can bring

your own dog.

D. Say you run your own fights.

18. Imagine you're quarterback

Donovan McNabb and are facing

a 3rd and 10. Your best play

would be to; A. Hand off.

B.Throw the ball over the

receiver's head.

C.Throw the ball out of bounds. D.

Throw the ball into the ground 10 yards in front of the receiver.

B. One for each year there's been a Super Bowl.

C.L-X+V=Q

D. 50 - 10 + 5 =

29. Which best describes the Pro

Bowl? A. A worthless joke.

B.The only game that's on.

C.A chance to see millionaires go to

Hawaii for free.

D. All of the above.

  1. If you are drafted in the first round, you should; A. Buy an Escalade for mom. B. Get your posse really high.

C. Hold out.

D. Consider an acting career.

END OF EXAM