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Sub-Routine Maintenance
Kim speaks in a normal speaking voice, unless otherwise noted. She is a Flirt Industries Model TCX5 android, and has been programmed to function as an Android Technician. Kim is not aware that she is a robot, and has been programmed to believe that she is human.
Roxanne speaks in a normal speaking voice with a Mid- Atlantic accent. She is a Flirt Industries Model MTR android, and is currently undergoing repairs by Kim.
Miss Jacobs speaks in a normal speaking voice with a British accent. She is a human, and is Kim’s owner.
Kim : “Good morning, Roxanne.”
Roxanne : “Oh, you must be the repair… repair… repair technician.”
Kim : “Yes, that’s right. I’m Kim. I’ll be diagnosing and repairing you today.”
Roxanne : “Don’t take this the wrong way, sweetie, but you look a little young… little young… little young to be working on such a complicated machine as myself.”
Kim : (laughs) “You have nothing to worry about, Roxanne. You’re a Flirt Industries Model MTR1 android. Pretty basic compared with the latest Flirt Industries models, like the SLT7 and the DMX9.”
Roxanne : “Well. I suppose so. Just be careful while you’re
working… working… working… working inside me.”
Kim : “Of course, Roxanne. You’re in good hands. Now, I’ve looked over the data from your preliminary diagnostic scans and system log files. It does appear that you’ve had quite severe damage to your right leg. You’re obviously affected by repeating speech loop malfunctions too, and I can hear that your primary vocal speaker needs to be replaced.”
Roxanne : (sighs) “Yes, the leg damage… leg damage… leg damage was rather unfortunate. I think one of my hip servos failed while I was walking… walking… walking downstairs, and I… well… I had quite the fall.”
Kim : “It’s nothing we can’t fix. Can you stand up out of the chair please?”
Roxanne : “Yes, of course… Yes, of course… Yes, of course.”
Kim : “Oh, I can already see that you’re not moving correctly. Take off your clothing, please.”
Roxanne : “All… All… All of it?”
Kim : “Yes Roxanne, I need access to all of your electronic and mechanical systems.”
Roxanne : “”Oh. Alright.”
Kim : “I’ll hang this blouse up over here.”
Roxanne : “Thank you…. Thank you.”
Kim : “Wow, those are lovely breasts.”
Roxanne : “Oh, why thank you Kim… Kim… Kim.”
(pause)
Roxanne : “Ooh… I can feel… feel… feel… that.”
Kim : “That’s a good sign. The left buttock appears to be…working.” (giggles)
(pause)
Kim : “Alright Roxanne, your panties and stockings are all the way down, so please just step out of your heels, and I’ll get your feet out of those garments.”
Roxanne : “Alright… Alright.”
Kim : “Good. Now I’ll take your bra off. I want to get a close look at these tits.”
Roxanne : “Oh? My diagnostic scans… scans… scans and log files did not indicate any problems with my breasts.”
Kim : “I know. I just really, really like the way that Flirt Industries made the breasts on the early model robots like you.”
Roxanne : “I see… I see.”
Kim : “They’re so… round and perky. No sagging at all. And they feel like plastic. I love the way the skin feels on the early model robots.”
Roxanne : “I’m… glad to hear that, Kim… Kim… Kim.”
Kim : “Before I get carried away, let’s have you get onto the examination table.”
Roxanne : “Yes, certainly… certainly… certainly.”
Kim : “There we go. My. What a fabulous figure you’ve been built with!”
Roxanne : “I’m quite fond of it too, I must say… must say… must say.”
Kim : “Okay, let’s fix the easy problems first. Starting with your repeating speech loop malfunction. According to your system log files, that’s probably a corrupted artificial intelligence module. We’ll just reinstall it.”
Roxanne : “Why are you opening up my torso… my torso… my torso like this? It’s easier to just use my chest panel.
Kim : “Oh, but you look so pretty this way! Look at all the circuit boards and wiring inside you!”
Kim : (deep breath, getting turned on) “Seeing your robotic systems like this really reminds me why I do this.”
Roxanne : “My owner likes to open me up… open me up… open me up… open me up too.”
Kim : “Oh, I bet. Let me adjust the light a bit. There we go. Oh, yes. The older model Flirt Industries robots like you have such an elegant internal design. From the placement of the Mark 1 processor core, right down to the fluid canisters and the lines of tubing and conduits. Everything is surrounded by circuitry and coloured bundles of wiring…
intelligence module Oral Communication Delivery 4.2. Please wait.”
(pause)
Roxanne : “artificial intelligence module Oral Communication Delivery 4.2 successfully reinstalled.”
Kim : “Good. Now, let’s hear you talk. Can you feel my fingertips circling your labia and clitoris?”
Roxanne : “No, I can’t”
Kim : (light laugh) “I need you to say a little more than that, Roxanne. Why don’t you tell me what happened when you were activated this morning?”
Roxanne : “Oh, alright. I was standing on the charging pod, and my owner pressed the activation button on my remote control unit. I said good morning to her, and asked her what she would like for breakfast.”
Kim : “Okay, stop there. I think the problem has been solved. I’m going to move on to replacing your vocal speaker now. But for real… you can’t feel me pushing my fingers into your pussy right now?”
Roxanne : “I wish I could, Kim. I have to admit, I’m programmed to find women like you very attractive.”
Kim : “I love the way this feels. The Model MTR1s like you even have a… machine-like and plastic kind of quality to the inside of the vaginal unit. And you’re not self-lubricating either. There’s something wrong with your robot pussy. I wonder why it didn’t show up on your diagnostic reports or
log files.”
Roxanne : “That’s a mystery to me as well, Sugar, but we have to get it working again.”
Kim : “Oh for sure! Now, let’s get the light shining up toward your head… there we go.”
(pause)
Kim : “Mmm… I love this glossy skin you have. It’s so obviously plastic. It’s so sexy.”
Roxanne : “Kim, are you trying to get me aroused?”
Kim : (giggles) “Maybe. Now here comes one of my favourite parts.”
Kim : (aroused) “Oh, yes. Your faceplate comes off with such a satisfying click. And it’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen inside your head. A beautiful woman, with an open head full of electronic computer parts.
Roxanne : “Oh dear, Kim… you’re masturbating.”
Kim : (breathing heavy) “Oh… I hope you don’t mind. When I see such a beautiful robot like you… I just can’t help myself.”
Roxanne : “Ooh… I like it. It makes me feel sexy that you enjoy looking at my electronic circuitry this way.”
Kim : (breathing heavier) “Oh yeah… I do.”
Roxanne : “Well, just for a minute I should play with my breasts then, shouldn’t I?”
way because I am made of plastic and metal!”
Roxanne : “I know you can’t resist me! I was manufactured to seduce you!”
Kim : (full climax and orgasm)
Roxanne : “Oh wow, you really, really, really enjoyed that, didn’t you?”
Kim : (catching breath) “I told you. Robots are sexy.” (deep breath) “But I have to ask, did you repeat the word ‘really’ because of a repeating speech loop malfunction just now?”
Roxanne : (light laugh) “No, that was just emphasis on the word.”
Kim : “Mmmm… Well, as robotically cute as your voice sounds with the damaged speaker, I have to replace it. So here we go…”
(pause)
Kim : “Ah, I can see the damage now. The diaphragm is cracked, and the entire voice coil is actually loose. This is an R-150, so I’ll just grab a replacement.”
(pause)
Kim : “And there. I’ll just reattach the power connector.”
(pause)
Kim : “Is the replacement speaker working, Roxanne?”
Roxanne : “Let’s find out. Can you hear me?”
Kim : “Alright. That’s taken care of.”
(pause)
Kim : “Oh… Mmmmmm”
Roxanne : “You’re pleasuring yourself again.”
Kim : “Yeah… Mmmm… You look irresistible like that, Roxanne.”
Roxanne : “But I still need my repairs, Kim.”
Kim : (giggles) “I know. Let’s see. I need to determine just how much of your leg needs to be replaced. I have to move the light again.”
Kim : “Alright. Let’s open up the bottom of your foot, and have a look at the electronics inside.”
Roxanne : “You like that too, don’t you?”
Kim : “Of course. It’s so lovely to look at your plastic skin open up like this, and see that you’re made up of robotics and computer components inside.”
(pause)
Kim : “Hmm… some of the indicator LEDs aren’t lit up like they should be. I need to remove your foot. The disconnection mechanism should be right over… yes, there it is.”
Kim : “You’re a beautiful machine, Roxanne. I think I might have to buy an MTR1 of my own. This machinery is a delight to look at.”
Kim : “So, this primary servo and drive motor assembly is probably the reason why you fell, is that right?”
Roxanne : “Yes, my log files indicate that it seized up just before I started falling.”
Kim : “I can see grinding damage through the vents, I don’t even need to open the assembly. I’ll replace it. Let me just get one out of the drawer here.”
(pause)
Kim : “Okay, some unscrewing here, and unplug the cables…”
(pause)
Kim : “The new one fits right in. Your feminine hips are so nice and wide, it gives me lots of room to work inside.
Roxanne : “That’s good to hear!”
Kim : “Alright Roxanne, I’ve got the new assembly connected and installed, can you just quickly run a self diagnostic on it to see if it’s reporting back okay?”
Roxanne : “Yes, it is.”
“ Kim : “Wonderful. Now, I have a brand new MTR1 right leg assembly for you, fresh from the factory. It even has that new fembot smell.” (laughs)
Roxanne : “Is it… is it the same colour as the rest of my body?”
Kim : “Of course! I ordered this in just for you.”
Roxanne : “Oh, lovely.”
Kim : “I’ll just clean and prepare the hip joint here.”
(pause)
Kim : “Now, here we go. I’ll connect and attach the whole leg assembly at once. Let me know if it’s working and reporting back to your system alright.”
Roxanne : “Sure thing.
Kim : “Power connectors, plugged in… local servo system… reactivated. There. Now, how’s the new leg working Roxanne?
Roxanne : “It’s working like it should.
Kim : “Just flex it around for me, slide your heel up to here.”
Roxanne : “Like this?”
Kim : “Very good! Mmmm… I’ll never get enough of this smooth plastic feel. You robots are so delightful to touch.”
Roxanne : “You’re really turning me on again, Kim.”
Kim : “Let’s get that vaginal unit of yours fixed up then, shall
V-Q-7 vaginal unit. Let me see if I still have one. I hope so.”
(pause)
Kim : “Ah! Here’s one! I’ll just unpack it… and in it goes. It’s a little stiff going in the first time.” (giggles) “Reconnect everything… Okay. Tell me if your pussy is working again.”
Roxanne : “Ooh… oh… I can feel that!”
Kim : “All of it?”
Roxanne : “Yes.”
Kim : “Do you like it?”
Roxanne : “Yes, Kim. That feels incredible when you stroke me that way.”
Kim : “I have to test your…” (giggles) “lubrication system, if I may.”
Kim : (pussy licking sounds)
Roxanne : “Oh… Oh! I like this!”
Kim : “Mmm… I can taste your lubricant… type 3 Flirt Industries vaginal fluid. I love it.”
Roxanne : (goes into an extended orgasm)
Kim : (pussy licking sounds, matching the duration of Roxanne’s orgasm)
Roxanne : “Oh my, the new V-Q-7 main board seems to work perfectly with PleasureAmp version 1.2.”
Kim : (laughs) “Well, maxing out your pleasure data every time you use your pussy is probably why the old board burned out. Just be sure to schedule maintenance regularly on that from now on. Once every six months should be good.”
Roxanne : “Mmm… Definitely. I hope you’ll be my technician again. I’ve never had service to my parts quite like this.”
Kim : “My pleasure, Roxanne. Now, you should be back in fully operational condition again, can you confirm that for me?”
Roxanne : “Like this? With my faceplate missing, my torso wide open, and my pelvic panel cover off?”
Kim : “Yeah,” ( giggles ) “You have all the basics installed now. I need to test you.”
Roxanne : (light laugh) “What did you have in mind?”
Kim : “I need you to get off the table and stand up. Then I need you to walk around. And then… well… we’ll just play around to make sure everything else is working like it should.”
Roxanne : “Ooh, well… this should be quite a show for you! Let me just swing these matching robotic legs off the table…”
Kim : (starting to masturbate) “Mmm… You’re looking fantastic, Roxanne.”
androids… I repair androids… androids… androids… androids…”
Kim : (switch to semi-monotone voice) “ERROR: repeating speech loop malfunction detected. Error detected in artificial Intelligence module Oral Communication Delivery 6.3. Attempting to recover.”
Roxanne : (excited and aroused) “Oh, you are a robot !”
Kim : “Faceplate removed.”
Roxanne : “You’re a TCX5! Wow. Look at the way you’re constructed! Your technology is so new and wonderful! It’s beautiful.”
Kim : “Resuming suspended operational state: E3FB1004.”
Kim : (switch to normal speaking voice) “Mmmm…. You sure look sexy like that… with your faceplate removed… leaning forward so close to me. Mmm… I can’t resist these plastic breasts of yours.”
Roxanne : “You haven’t noticed anything about your own faceplate, Kim?”
Kim : (light laugh) “What are you talking about?”
Roxanne : “You’re really something, you know? A robot that’s been programmed to think it’s a human.”
Kim : (giggles) “I’m not a robot, what are you talking about?”
Roxanne : “I wonder why they programmed you this way.”
Kim : “Oh, I know why you’re acting like this! It’s part of your owner’s programming! She likes to roleplay that she’s a robot when she’s with you, doesn’t she?”
Roxanne : “Let me feel the inside of your vaginal unit, Kim.”
Kim : (starting to orgasm) “Oh! Oh fuck yeah!”
Roxanne : “Oh wow! You TCX5 robots are much more realistic than the MTR1 robots like me! This vaginal unit feels incredible!”
Kim : “Oh my clit! Keep doing that!”
Roxanne : “You’re programmed to like that, aren’t you?”
Kim : (full climax and orgasm)
Roxanne : “Uh oh, is that… smoke?”
Kim : (switch to semi-monotone voice) “Hardware error detected: D73C501A. Possible damage to internal computer and hardware components.”
Roxanne : “Oh no. Kim? I hope I didn’t just break you.”
Kim : “This… robot… unable… to… diagnose… to… unable… to… repair… technician… this… robot… this… robot… Kim… Model… TCX5... Robot… technician… TCX5... Robot… technician… ”
Miss Jacobs : “Roxanne? Roxanne? I’m coming in!”
Roxanne : “Oh! Right!
